Hey there Mr. Workout Guy,
I see you with a small medicine ball in each hand, wearing a backpack that appears to have nothing in it. I see how you’re trying to control your breathing, sweating and marching in place at the corner of a pretty major intersection. What I was not cool with is when you attempted to play chicken with an oncoming car because you needed to get your cardio on.
I am obviously all for health and fitness and all that jazz, but there are just some instances where getting fit just isn’t worth it. One of those instances would be stepping in front of a moving car to keep your heart rate up.
No use doing all those exercises if you’re dead.