Pardon my grammar, but I’ve got mad calluses, yo.
Last night on a whim I bought a Ped-Egg, basically micro-plane for your feet. Which, to me immediately begs the question who looked at a micro-plane (you know, that grater in the kitchen you use for zesting lemons and finely grating cheese) and either thought about, or actually began to use one on their feet.
Anyway, I think a combination of jiu jitsu, my own preference for walking around the house in bare feet, and the fact that I have been wearing flip flops a lot, um, yeah, my feet are gross.
I think I used that thing for a combined 15 minutes last night, and there are parts of my feet that are still definitely callused, they just look less dirty.
So if anyone knows a salon in the Philadelphia area that does pedicures and happens to have a belt sander on the premises, please by all means let me know.

